February 2012
1 post
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May 2011
11 posts
I Hate You
(Begin describing how this person has wronged you by being vague enough so people may relate yet not know the exact identity of this person in the wrong). (Insert what you think relationship/friendship should be like). (Insert profane words or rants on person and his/her personality). (Ending remarks which essentially say: I Hate You).
*Note: Posts of this nature are usually too long, and...
“Inside joke referring to a certain situation that occurred only moments before...”
– Supposedly funny friend A to party B
My Day
Today, I (something that I don’t do often but would be interesting to talk about). (Insert situation/event and details). (Insert inside joke between friends). I [can’t believe/it was so fun to see] (person I barely see/significant other/family member). (Insert thoughts on person). (Insert standard closing remarks wishing to do this again).
“Quote from a romantic drama that blames the opposite protagonist for...”
– Male/Female protagonist whose heart was just broken
Rant on Currently Popular Fad or Trend
Can’t believe how people can (not) do/like/allow (any foreseeable topic popular in the culture). It’s (negative adjective) and I feel it (insert personal thoughts on topic). How come we can’t (insert talk about a previous time or fad that no longer holds relevance). Pfft, (insert condescending remark about culture nowadays).
“Quote about how life is hard but we have to deal with it anyway.”
– Famous historical figure
April 2011
3 posts
“Something about love that we all know but can relate to anyway.”
– Some author whose work you’ve never read.
Interesting Relevation
Today I was (insert mundane task we all do daily) and I noticed (metaphor referring to task or unexpected perspective) just from (mundane task we do daily). Even though we all do (mundane task), it’s hard to believe that I feel (certain emotion unrelated to actual ask) due to (unexpected perspective). We may all feel insignificant, but in the end (insert redeeming or positive outlook).